I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING PEOPLE DISSING THE BEST FRANCHISE EVER!!! So, I am going to reply to some of their views.
"The special effects in the first and second films sucked. >:("
- Yeah, is was fucking 1987 and 1988. Deal with it. Besides, the first film had a budget that couldn't afford the latest stuff, and they WERE using the latest stuff in Hellbound (Hello? Max Headroom? 1989?)
"The acting in Inferno was soooo bad."
- NO IT WASN'T. It was a little something called "film noir". Just because YOU don't like it doesn't mean it sucks. It's just not your style...
"Hell On Earth is the worst of them all!"
- Yes it is, but on purpose. It's kinda supposed to be a slight parody. Besides it has one of the coolest cenobites next to Pinhead in it, CD!
"Bloodline sucks. It just does."
- You just don't like it because (SPOILER ALERT, HIGHLIGHT TEXT) [they take out Pinhead in it. They didn't really. They just destroyed his only way of getting into their world. You can't kill Pinhead, douches.
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"Hellbound should've taken place in a more up-to-date mental institute."
- Not really. The entire point of a Hellraiser film is to envoke a constant feeling of surreal environments. And it was Channard who bought it. We're talking about a crazy, blood and gore obsessed, weirdo here.
So to all of you Hellraiser Haters, FUCK YOU.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Saturday, May 17, 2008
I'm back with a whole new rant! :D
Yeah, I know, almost NOBODY reads this. But oh well.
These passed few weeks I have been reading the Nightcrawler: Icons comics. I personally have to say, they pretty much sucked ass. Don't get me wrong, I love Kurt, but the art was horrible, the story line seemed too pushed, and they got him so out of character that I was practically laughing.
The cover art was incredible. So I took a peek inside to see what the inside was like, surely they're CLOSE. Alas, I saw a heavily inked, poorly drawn, sketchy, messy, hard to look at piece of comic book history. This, unfortunately, was after I bought a set of all four for $9.99... Yeah, I know, you need to check out the merchandise before buying it, but what can I say, the cover art was too pretty to ignore.
The writing was so half-assed it was laughable. The plot was way too manic, almost like a bad fanfic. I realize that Marvel™ specializes in writing their own bloody fan fictions, but this was just too bad...
Finally, Kurt was a little too angsty. I do like him angsty at times, but I think the pretenses were just a little too stu[id for him to have reacted in such a way. We all know Kurt isn't one to be unaware of cruelty, and yet in this he acts like some police rookie on his first patrol! Unlike in this series, Kurt has always been unsurprised by cruelty, and is usually unmoved by it due to the fact that he grew up in several instances of extreme cruelty and neglect after he left his foster mother, Margali's circus. Like in another Nightcrawler comic series, it is revealed that Kurt was subjected to being caged up like an animal while his powers were surpressed by a certain sedative.
Anyway, this is all in my opinion, so don't kill Marvel™ for making a crappy comic set, okay? Everyone make mistakes... Even Marvel™.
The cover art was incredible. So I took a peek inside to see what the inside was like, surely they're CLOSE. Alas, I saw a heavily inked, poorly drawn, sketchy, messy, hard to look at piece of comic book history. This, unfortunately, was after I bought a set of all four for $9.99... Yeah, I know, you need to check out the merchandise before buying it, but what can I say, the cover art was too pretty to ignore.
The writing was so half-assed it was laughable. The plot was way too manic, almost like a bad fanfic. I realize that Marvel™ specializes in writing their own bloody fan fictions, but this was just too bad...
Finally, Kurt was a little too angsty. I do like him angsty at times, but I think the pretenses were just a little too stu[id for him to have reacted in such a way. We all know Kurt isn't one to be unaware of cruelty, and yet in this he acts like some police rookie on his first patrol! Unlike in this series, Kurt has always been unsurprised by cruelty, and is usually unmoved by it due to the fact that he grew up in several instances of extreme cruelty and neglect after he left his foster mother, Margali's circus. Like in another Nightcrawler comic series, it is revealed that Kurt was subjected to being caged up like an animal while his powers were surpressed by a certain sedative.
Anyway, this is all in my opinion, so don't kill Marvel™ for making a crappy comic set, okay? Everyone make mistakes... Even Marvel™.
Monday, November 26, 2007
#1: Lupin III OC's and Fanfics...
Okay, for too long have I witnessed a fanfic with the description: "Lupin III meets his brother/sister, Soso Soso Lupin III". First of all, YOU ARE ONLY LUPIN III IF YOUR FIRST NAME IS ARSÈNE LUPIN III. If it's John, or Kurt, or Creg etc., You are not Lupin III. In the instance of Lupin III, his name is Arsène, his fanter's name was Arsène, and his grandfather's name was Arsène, making his grandfather Lupin I, his father, Lupin II, and him Lupin III. So please, get it straight.
Second of all, THERE WILL ONLY BE THREE MEMBERS IN THE LUPIN III TEAM; LUPIN III, GOEMON, AND JIGEN. Sure, Lupin trusts Fujicakes a lot, but she's not a constant on the team. He would just let any old person join the team, there was a certain chain of events that led his to let Jigen and Goemon join, you can find that out by watching Lupin III: Episode O First Contact.
Third, and finally, LUPIN WILL NOT SETTLE DOWN. He's 36 already, you see him getting married soon? And he won't marry Fujiko either. Let me explain, Lupin views Fujiko as a quick, great shnoop, and Fujiko views Lupin as a gullible idiot that will get her anything she wants. So, no. Lupin's not getting married, he's French.
PS: Zenigata would have been ten when he got a woman pregnant if he was Lupin's Father. He's a middle aged, divorced man with a 5-14 year old daughter, though the subject has not been addressed too often.
Please, fellow fanfic writers, before you write a fanfic, look on wikipedia, it's the gateway to a perfectly researched piece of art.
Thank you.
Second of all, THERE WILL ONLY BE THREE MEMBERS IN THE LUPIN III TEAM; LUPIN III, GOEMON, AND JIGEN. Sure, Lupin trusts Fujicakes a lot, but she's not a constant on the team. He would just let any old person join the team, there was a certain chain of events that led his to let Jigen and Goemon join, you can find that out by watching Lupin III: Episode O First Contact.
Third, and finally, LUPIN WILL NOT SETTLE DOWN. He's 36 already, you see him getting married soon? And he won't marry Fujiko either. Let me explain, Lupin views Fujiko as a quick, great shnoop, and Fujiko views Lupin as a gullible idiot that will get her anything she wants. So, no. Lupin's not getting married, he's French.
PS: Zenigata would have been ten when he got a woman pregnant if he was Lupin's Father. He's a middle aged, divorced man with a 5-14 year old daughter, though the subject has not been addressed too often.
Please, fellow fanfic writers, before you write a fanfic, look on wikipedia, it's the gateway to a perfectly researched piece of art.
Thank you.
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