Hellraiser Haters SUCK

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING PEOPLE DISSING THE BEST FRANCHISE EVER!!! So, I am going to reply to some of their views.

"The special effects in the first and second films sucked. >:("
- Yeah, is was fucking 1987 and 1988. Deal with it. Besides, the first film had a budget that couldn't afford the latest stuff, and they WERE using the latest stuff in Hellbound (Hello? Max Headroom? 1989?)

"The acting in Inferno was soooo bad."
- NO IT WASN'T. It was a little something called "film noir". Just because YOU don't like it doesn't mean it sucks. It's just not your style...

"Hell On Earth is the worst of them all!"
- Yes it is, but on purpose. It's kinda supposed to be a slight parody. Besides it has one of the coolest cenobites next to Pinhead in it, CD!

"Bloodline sucks. It just does."
- You just don't like it because (SPOILER ALERT, HIGHLIGHT TEXT) [they take out Pinhead in it. They didn't really. They just destroyed his only way of getting into their world. You can't kill Pinhead, douches.
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"Hellbound should've taken place in a more up-to-date mental institute."
- Not really. The entire point of a Hellraiser film is to envoke a constant feeling of surreal environments. And it was Channard who bought it. We're talking about a crazy, blood and gore obsessed, weirdo here.


So to all of you Hellraiser Haters, FUCK YOU.